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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
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Sep. 20th, 2009 @ 11:52 am
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I think I am going to watch the Emmy awards.
For the first time ever. |
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Win
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Sep. 10th, 2009 @ 09:03 pm
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/26/AR2009082600063.html?hpid=topnews
"Then we raised a glass to jfk And a dozen more besides When I got back to my empty room I suppose I must have cried" |
| » Going home |
Where the girls are pretty. The heroin never runs out. And you can have 5 dollar slice of cheesecake with your 2 dollar movie.
RVA BITCHES
Aug. 24th, 2009 @ 04:26 pm
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| » The start |
So I am on my way to Baltimore on the Greyhound.
A kind fellow traveller just gave me some excellent advice (along with a sketchy life story). "Don't marry anyone you meet one a Greyhound"
Someone is looking out for me.
Aug. 19th, 2009 @ 04:50 pm
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So, um, scary women,
Um, really hot woman, brains are sexy.
Aug. 15th, 2009 @ 01:28 am
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| » I feel 16 |
Pogoing to The Toasters
Talking to a girl that thinks it was cool that I wore combat boots to prom - because I wanted to be Judd Nelson in the breakfast club.
Bring on the Dancing Horses.
Aug. 14th, 2009 @ 06:08 pm
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| » Back by popular demand... |
Well, I am single and that means I am dating again - which should be good for the lulz.
And in my one and only act of spite (besides being really happy): best line from my college drop out, gas station attendant, living with parents (who just turned down a scholarship for nursing school) ex-girlfriend when I told her I was tired of her lying, "I really hope there is someone who can meet your standards."
Jul. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:52 am
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| » I think I am going crazy... |
I just saw a proposal to reset the credit card debt of the bottom 85% of income earners to 15% of their annual income.
Evidently some rich people have some credit card issues.
Jul. 6th, 2009 @ 01:51 pm
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| » Gay Marriage will lead to Polygamy and Polyandry.... |
PLEASE! PLEASE!
In other news, I broke my girlfriends nose.
Well sort of, I was sleeping and she tickled me. I scrunched into the fetal position and hit her face with my forehead. I woke up to a laughing girlfriend with blood running down her face.
Talk about traumatic.
Apr. 20th, 2009 @ 10:54 am
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| » My 4th Grade S.P.A.C.E. teacher was cooler than yours. |
Special Program for Academic and Creative Excellence for you county residents.
X-Posted RVA
Mar. 18th, 2009 @ 12:28 pm
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| » It will come up: |
I do not support polygamous, polyandrous, monogamous, heterosexual or homosexual marriage.
I am a firm supporter of nogamy.
Mar. 18th, 2009 @ 11:27 am
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| » I have died and gone to hell |
A hell where Hillary Duff is cool.
Feb. 26th, 2009 @ 10:39 am
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| » Dollhouse |
y/n?
Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
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Hmm, I never thought that I would find conclusive proof that Americans are the most evil of English speakers but it happened.
Jan. 27th, 2009 @ 04:29 pm
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I may post pictures of an inauguration once I get feelin back in my extremities.
Jan. 22nd, 2009 @ 02:44 pm
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