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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
The last sane member of congress.

Warning: Potential Nightmares Sep. 29th, 2009 @ 02:47 pm

Sep. 20th, 2009 @ 11:52 am
I think I am going to watch the Emmy awards.

For the first time ever.

Win Sep. 10th, 2009 @ 09:03 pm
john cusack
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I was expecting the ground to shake when a giant fell. Aug. 26th, 2009 @ 07:42 am
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/26/AR2009082600063.html?hpid=topnews

"Then we raised a glass to jfk
And a dozen more besides
When I got back to my empty room
I suppose I must have cried"
Other entries
» Going home
Where the girls are pretty. The heroin never runs out. And you can have 5 dollar slice of cheesecake with your 2 dollar movie.


RVA BITCHES
» The start
So I am on my way to Baltimore on the Greyhound.

A kind fellow traveller just gave me some excellent advice (along with a sketchy life story). "Don't marry anyone you meet one a Greyhound"

Someone is looking out for me.
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So, um, scary women,



Um, really hot woman, brains are sexy.


» I feel 16
Pogoing to The Toasters

Talking to a girl that thinks it was cool that I wore combat boots to prom - because I wanted to be Judd Nelson in the breakfast club.

Bring on the Dancing Horses.
» Back by popular demand...
Well, I am single and that means I am dating again - which should be good for the lulz.

And in my one and only act of spite (besides being really happy): best line from my college drop out, gas station attendant, living with parents (who just turned down a scholarship for nursing school) ex-girlfriend when I told her I was tired of her lying, "I really hope there is someone who can meet your standards."
» I think I am going crazy...
I just saw a proposal to reset the credit card debt of the bottom 85% of income earners to 15% of their annual income.

Evidently some rich people have some credit card issues.
» Gay Marriage will lead to Polygamy and Polyandry....
PLEASE! PLEASE!


In other news, I broke my girlfriends nose.


Well sort of, I was sleeping and she tickled me. I scrunched into the fetal position and hit her face with my forehead. I woke up to a laughing girlfriend with blood running down her face.

Talk about traumatic.
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» My 4th Grade S.P.A.C.E. teacher was cooler than yours.
Special Program for Academic and Creative Excellence for you county residents.




X-Posted RVA
» It will come up:
I do not support polygamous, polyandrous, monogamous, heterosexual or homosexual marriage.

I am a firm supporter of nogamy.
» I have died and gone to hell


A hell where Hillary Duff is cool.
» Dollhouse
y/n?
» One from the Geezer file.

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Hmm, I never thought that I would find conclusive proof that Americans are the most evil of English speakers but it happened.
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I may post pictures of an inauguration once I get feelin back in my extremities.
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