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Have you ever sat in a seminar discussing rational choice as a serious social science theory and wanted to jump on the table and start stabbing people in the jugular with your pencil. Have you then realized that it would be no fun because your pencils are all super sharp and would be incapable of rendering the same trauma as the conversation. If so, then you understand my world.

My user name refers to my love of Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Lagwagon, NOFX, Avail and the Nerf Herders.



These are some of the things I love:
Strippers and Academics who quote Ayn Rand (really they are the same thing)
Cheese Cake
Meaningless Sex (attributing meaning to it just demeans the act, sort of like the Spice Girls)

These are things that I hate:
People who fail to untwist their panties
Ronald Reagan
People who mispell Reagan

These are things that justify the complete destruction of the human race:
Vegans
Right to Work Laws